$25, someone comes to your house and cooks a delicious, healthy meal for you and your husband using the almost-wilted vegetables in your fridge and pantry staples and cleans everything up and there are leftovers.
$15, when you get that crick in your neck at 2 p.m. from hunching over the keyboard, someone appears and massages it out and leaves you some really good chocolate.
$5 the El train will wait until you get to the bottom of the steps in the morning so you can board and you will have personal space of at least 12 inches during your commute. Ok, maybe $10.
$100 someone who knows exactly when to call and talk you out of cutting your own bangs after you’ve had half a bottle of wine.
$50 raising the temperature above 45 degrees on your birthday.
$200 raising the temperature to an even 78 degrees on your birthday. In March.
$35 for a Shamrock shake that tastes exactly like a Shamrock shake but is only 25 calories and doesn’t give you a stomach ache.
Other suggestions? Comments please.
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